can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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