So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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