I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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