porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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