People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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