you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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