i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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