I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
