Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
My friends, they love my intelligence
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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