i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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