i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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