It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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