I feel like abortions should bother me more
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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