the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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