So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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