Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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