ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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