K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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