we have pet lesbian snakes
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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