remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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