Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I have fence marks all over my body
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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