Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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