I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You can't just leave with hair like that
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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