He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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