Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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