Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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