she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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