At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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