She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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