She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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