Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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