just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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