Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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