We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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