you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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