broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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