Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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