hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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