i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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