super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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