I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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