Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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