check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Someone signed my nipple.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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