I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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