I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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