HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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