she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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