Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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