Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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