Ambien. No doubt about it.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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