Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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