5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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