omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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