its not stalking. its research.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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